Ask yourself if it really was Adam and Steve.
And naked.
And a big snake.
And 86 the apple, sub a long ripe banana.
Low-hanging fruit.
And God gettin’ all judgy and shit just because Steve got hungry after all that big snake wranglin’.
And where all them kids come from?
Much more interesting story.
Plumbing v. storage.
If God’s a dude like people always say, then he’s wondered at least once in his life about butts and penises, innies and outies, and how not to make a baby.
If God’s a dude then he’s watched porn at least once in his life and wondered if it’s the p or v that’s more important in baby making.
Steve’s a dude.
Steve’s had plenty of thoughts only God knows.
If God’s a dude and Eve was a chick and we’re all God’s children then it’s pretty gross that he wanted to watch his adult daughter running around naked with his adult son in the first place.
Just Steve’s two cents.
Signed
–Steve
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