By Reilly Tuesday
Sometimes Tara feels like she’s the only girl in this city who grew up eating Lucky Charms every morning. Her friends in Montreal didn’t grow up with sugary cereals in the house and probably seldom slurped the blue milk output of 8 distinct marshmallows. One humid evening the self-declared almond-mom offspring, all grown up, come over for a barbecue. They gather to grill the 12 frozen Compliments-brand beef patties, on sale for $19.99. Together they joyfully slurp dripping grease and mustard and golden beer.
Once every last drop is lapped up, they go home. Tara then realizes she forgot to buy a barbecue brush with those wiry bristles to thoroughly clean the portable grill. She tries her best to clean the waxy grease with bunched-up paper towels, tries to limit the black gunk that gathers under her fingernails, and tries even harder to ignore that weird tight feeling in her chest.
Her father, Darren, won the barbecue in a charity golf tournament for hurricane cleanup in her coastal Canadian hometown. Darren works for a company that specializes in making cardboard boxes for seafood companies, which are waxed on the inside to help better ship the oysters and mussels and lobster and haddock and so on. They cannot be recycled.
The town of Summerville’s harbour is Lucky-Charms-milk blue on calm days but pink on stormy days, when the churning sea rustles up the red sand on the ocean floor. Tara returns from the big city and goes jogging on the boardwalk, following the piles of seaweed along the Atlantic shoreline, just like she always does and just like she always has. She knows that the town’s sewage was formerly dumped into the water, that the shit then became fertilizer and the black seaweed then multiplied and multiplied. She learned this in the Nitrogen Unit of Grade 6 Science.
For the Water Unit, the teacher brought in plastic tubes and big Rubbermaid containers full of water and taught Tara and her classmates how to siphon. She remembers practicing with plastic straws in plastic cups of Nestea in the Wendy’s sunroom with her brother, Blaze. Sometimes Darren took them to McDonald’s, but less so Burger King and Dairy Queen after they got shut down and sat deserted in the sea of plazas. She remembers proudly showing off her skills but Blaze was only in Grade 3 or 4 and could only blow bubbles because he hadn’t learned to siphon yet.
They no longer dump Summerville’s sewage into the harbour but every once in a while the tangled lumps of seaweed are shoveled into dump trucks and taken to an unknown location. Now there is a water filtration plant right next to the shore but not next to the part where tourists go in the summer. It created 25 new jobs. Tara jogs past the plant and practices holding her breath so as not to breathe in the smell. A little further ahead she reaches the wet seaweed lying in the sun. She doesn’t hold her breath but inhales deeply because the smell reminds her of home. She stops when she feels a dull pain in her chest expanding.
Tara forgets the Deep Woods 30% Deet Bug Spray in the garage and gets 25 new mosquito bites. On the drive back to her parents’ house she gets stuck in farm equipment traffic. The tractors aren’t so bad, but the sprayers are unbearable, too big to drive around until they eventually turn off onto a red dirt road to spray the Cavendish Farms potato crops with herbicide. Tammy, Tara’s mother, calls them cancer trucks. She tells anyone who will listen that the constant fumes in the air gave Blaze autism as a child. She will tell anyone who will listen anything so Tara doesn’t mention how when she sleeps on her side she’s awoken by a sharp pain over her breastbone.
When Tara finally gets home, Tammy is cutting potatoes and watching the news. The anchor says that Cavendish Farms has donated 1 million dollars to Queen Elizabeth Hospital and a unit will thus be renamed Cavendish Farms Same Day Surgery. It instills hope across the province that keeps hearing about patients dying in emergency waiting rooms because it takes 17 hours to be seen by doctors that keep leaving like Burger King and Dairy Queen. Tara places her hand over her chest. Darren comes home and cooks fish that someone at work gave him in a waxed box. Blaze comes down from smoking weed and eating Lucky Charms in his room and the four enjoy a dinner of haddock and potatoes and it smells like home.
Tara goes back to Montreal and writes headlines for rain jackets and backpacking tents made with special waterproofing chemicals that cost more than her monthly rent. She works for 20 minutes at a time then opens Instagram reels to see vintage resellers testing their retro dishware for lead paint. She brews filter coffee with tap water and cooks breakfast with non-stick cookware from Amazon that leaves flecks in her eggs. The sink is full of dishes that look just like those on Instagram reels. When she washes the plastic cutting board she bought at Dollarama, the dark-green plastic fibers of the dish sponge get stuck in its grooves.
She contemplates a garden of microplastics then contemplates synonyms for fresh air then contemplates if she should see a doctor. Her heart aches for something she can’t quite figure out. The weird pain in the left side of her chest keeps getting worse and she doesn’t know why. Tara goes online and finds one available appointment with a medical professional in a far-away neighborhood. She feels grateful that she didn’t have to wait 17 hours in a windowless room named after a J.D. Irving company. The doctor gets her to inhale deeply and performs run-of-the-mill tests then orders her to get her chest X-rayed for possible tumors in her ribs and lungs.
Tara spirals and thinks about all the homemade-bong particles, vessels crafted with water bottles and hollowed out pens, among everything else. She goes to a different clinic in a different neighborhood to watch dust particles dance under the fluorescent lights as an X-ray technician tells her when to breathe. She doesn’t smoke weed for a week as she waits for the results. She doesn’t do much at all.
The sky is Lucky-Charms-milk blue on calm days and pink on days when the smoke arrives from the forest fires in northern Quebec. The X-rays come back normal but the pain comes back once 10 days of prescribed painkillers run out. Tara feels very grateful that the health insurance from her underpaid outdoor sports equipment copywriting job partially covers physiotherapy. The physiotherapist asks Tara if she works from home and she says yes. She sits on a cold massage table and slowly twists her body from side to side. Yes, she feels it there, and yes there, and yes, there.
Alas, there! Yes! It’s not poisons or pesticides or poor decisions but rather propelled inflammation, from where rib #6 or #7 meets the spine. Her back has become too immobile from not doing much at all, which in turn has been putting pressure on her ribs, and then her sternum. She goes back to working from home. She gets assigned exercises to do from home, too. She buys a foam roller at 30% off with her employee discount.
Tara goes to more barbecues and more parties and eats her hotdog anyway when it falls on the ground. She jokes about gut health with new friends and old friends and almond-mom offspring. When she’s drunk she sometimes brings up the fucked-up week of waiting for X-ray results and thinking she had lung cancer. She will tell anyone who will listen anything. She asks if she can bum a cigarette. She wonders if she should give more of a shit about microplastics. She insists that even the siphoning classes and Cavendish Farms Same Day Surgery unit are real. She wonders if truth or fiction is more powerful. She can’t get into it right now, the Greenwashing Lunch & Learn is starting.
Reilly Tuesday is a writer from Prince Edward Island, Canada. Her work has appeared in Expat Press, Hobart Pulp, The Car Crash Collective Anthology, Dream Boy Book Club and elsewhere, including The Page, which she created and edits. Find her meandering around Montreal or as @reilliz on Instagram.